Friday, December 26, 2008

The Increasing Rudeness of America

I work in a motel. I answer the phone more times than a person should be forced to answer a phone in an eight hour period.

Is it any trouble for people to thank me for my help, properly end a conversation and not just hang up?!?!!?

Evidentally it is....

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Rampaging stupidity.

I seem to have encountered a helluva lot of that today:

1. People that can't understand directions given in the most explicit detail as to how to get somewhere. Twice!

2. People that can't understand that I have absolutely no way of knowing whether or not someone has gone to work because I have no clue who they're looking for.

3. People that can't understand that I really don't give a rat's ass whether some brown stuff is coming out of some orifice on their trailer home.

4. People that can't understand that I sincerely don't care what they talk about, and that because I respond only in monosyllabic grunts, I still don't care!!!

5. People that can't understand that if they're scheduled to work at 11:00 pm, they should be here and ready to go at that time, not walk in the door at that time.

Nnnnng.... I need to lie down for a while before my head explodes.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008


Today's earworms have included:

1. The Star Wars theme as heard on Robot Chicken.
2. I forget.... I guess the Robot Chicken theme has truly obliterated anything else in my head.

Oh. My car finally started this afternoon. I hope it starts again tonight so I can go home.

Still not starting

*pounds head on wall for a while*

Stupid car.

Start, dammit!

Monday, December 15, 2008

>_< @#&@!!!!!!!

My car and I are kindred spirits. We're both slow to start on cold mornings.

The temperature went in the crapper yesterday. I'll be surprised if it reaches a positive number today. I can't get my car started, so I am stuck at work right now on the morning of my day off. I'd have gone home last night if it hadn't been incredibly windy and blowing snow all over the place.

So... the One Way World has gone one direction... DOWN!


Sunday, December 7, 2008

Well... crap!

There must not have been too much excitement in the One Way World lately because I haven't posted in over two weeks.

Either that, or I've just been too distracted by new games and gadgets! I finally caved and got an iPod. I got the silver classic one with 120 GB of memory. That's more memory than my laptop. Wow.